Q: Why do husbands die first?
A: They want to.
Q: What do you call a dog with balls of steel and no hind legs?
A: Sparky!
Q: What does a Bulimic person call 2 fingers?
A: Desert.
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Dallas
Rare signting of Dallas (Picture taken by BigFoot)
About Me
- Gnarly
- Santa Cruz, California, United States
- If you feel any of these events or stunts are NOT gnarly, please, by all means put me in my place. If you feel one is not as gnarly as another, don't complain, it's probably still gnarly to a generalized content. Why am I doing this? Simply to try to brag about my life excitement? No, because through out my life I have more than likely never told anyone about these events. I am more of the type of person who try's not to amplify my life to try and stand out, to look special, or cool. Why? I do not care what others think about me, I know what I am capible of, and I don't need to prove anything. So finally, I will reveal the secret life of Dallas to the world, prepare yourelf, as the stories you are about to hear may finally reveal the mystery of the greatest question everyone has always wondered, "Why does he rarely smile?"
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